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CareerBuilder.com has been putting out a list every year of the most ridiculous excuses for calling in sick to work. This year's list includes some doozies.
Here are 10 of them
1. I just put a casserole in the oven.
2. My plastic surgery needs some tweaking.
3. My feet fell asleep while I was using the bathroom and when I got up I fell and broke my ankle.
4. I was at the casino this weekend and still had money left to spend on Monday.
5. I woke up in a good mood and don't want to ruin it.
6. I had a lucky night and didn't know where I was in the morning.
7. I got stuck in the blood pressure machine at the grocery store.
8. I have a gall stone but want it to heal naturally.
9. I caught my uniform on fire by putting it in the microwave to dry.
10. I accidentally got on a plane